: Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for the game's classic illnesses:
Caused by the chronic over-discussion of soap operas; cured by slicing the excess tongue off in a specialized clinic. Theme Hospital
The Skeleton Crew: Beat a mid-to-late game level using the bare minimum number of staff. : Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for
The Rat Shootout: A showcase or high-score challenge focusing purely on the hidden rat-shooting minigame. ✍️ Creative Writing & Satirical Lore : Write fictional
Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured by popping the head with a pin and pumping it back up to standard size.
An unstoppable urge to dress like Elvis Presley; cured by a psychiatrist telling them to get a grip.