[s5e4] The One Where Phoebe Hates Pb -

"It’s not just a spread, Ross! It’s a conspiracy of the earth!" Phoebe stood up, pacing. "Think about it. It sticks to the roof of your mouth so you can’t scream for help. It’s the silence of the nuts!"

Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica were trying—and failing—to hide their latest secret. Monica had accidentally used Phoebe’s "special" heirloom spoon to scoop out some extra-crunchy, and she had broken the handle. [S5E4] The One Where Phoebe Hates PB

How do you think should try to fix the spoon before Phoebe finds out? "It’s not just a spread, Ross

"That’s what they want you to think!" Phoebe grabbed her coat. "I’m going to go talk to the squirrels in the park. They need to know their cousins are being processed into a paste of lies." It sticks to the roof of your mouth

Ross looked up from his newspaper, skeptical. "So, because of a 'sticky' dream, you now have a vendetta against a legume-based spread?"