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I’m stuck with a street urchin who has the entire history of humanity crammed into her head (and won’t stop reminding us) and a janitor who smells like old socks and broken dreams.

Solar Cycle 4,922 (or Tuesday, depending on which janitor you ask) Location: Somewhere past the Moon, currently drifting toward "Inexplicable Doom" Yeah, so things haven't exactly gone to plan. Again.

A good portion of our "resting" guests are now "eternally resting." It turns out pods are picky about staying powered. Who knew? madeline marks

Captain’s Blog #8: Objects in Space are Exactly as Fragile as They Look

The absolute highlight of the week? We accidentally hit the ship behind us with what can only be described as a "windshield-full of human goo." If there were a leaderboard for the biggest eff-ups in the fleet, I’d be winning. At least the Oz 9 made it past launch, which—given the state of the other ships—is practically a miracle. I’m stuck with a street urchin who has

Still mostly metal, though the D&G wing recently decided to undergo a spontaneous thermal meltdown.

Since there are several notable people named , I have drafted a blog post based on the one who is a fictional captain in the popular sci-fi comedy podcast, Oz 9 . A good portion of our "resting" guests are

If you meant the Eating Disorder Registered Dietitian or the International Dating Expert , just let me know and I can pivot the style!