I'd Like To Kill Ya, But I Just Washed My Hairw... May 2026

Simone is reeling from the discovery that her husband, Karl, is gay and has been cheating on her with men.

Simone is determined to divorce Karl quietly to protect her high-society reputation. I'd Like to Kill Ya, But I Just Washed My HairW...

All three women are fighting desperately to maintain an image of a perfect life to the outside world, despite their domestic realities crumbling. Simone is reeling from the discovery that her

is the second episode of the dark comedy-drama series Why Women Kill . The title itself is a playful parody of Bette Davis's famous line, "I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair," from the 1932 film The Cabin in the Cotton . "I'd like to kiss you