Before they could reach for their holsters, Mike launched the stapler. By the time the movie reached the end credits, the cafe was empty, the two men were "sleeping" in the alleyway, and Mike Fallon had learned his first word of Serbian. Katastrofa.
"That's him," one of the men whispered in thick, Belgrade-accented Serbian. Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday subtitles Serbian
As the film started, the Cyrillic text began to crawl across the bottom of the screen. Mike watched as his own cinematic counterpart—played by a man who looked remarkably like him but with better lighting—expertly staged a "heart attack" for a crooked politician. Smrt od srčanog udara , the subtitles read. Before they could reach for their holsters, Mike